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RCA
08-05-2019, 06:14 PM
Come as you are, as you were,
As I want you to be,
As a friend, as a friend,
As an known enemy ...

Take your time, hurry up,
The choice is yours, don't be late,
Take a rest as a friend,
As an old ...

Memoria, memoria ...
Memoria, memoria ...

Alex O'Rion
08-05-2019, 08:03 PM
"Ladies and Gentlemen, my name is Eric Ares. The duly appointed representative of Black Mutlimedia for one Alexander D.K. O'Rion. Sadly my client wont be available outside the ring with any regularity due to the nature of his contract with us, but fret not because I. The glorious Eric Ares, former wrestler extraordinaire turned manager of undisputed skill, am here to speak to you in his behalf.

Questions? Concerns? Letters of love from your sister?

I'm here for it. Have a pleasant day on behalf of myself, Mr. O'Rion, and Black Multimedia."

RCA
08-06-2019, 02:57 PM
Chris Austin sits at a traffic light, observing his surroundings when suddenly, his eyes narrow as if he's forgotten something. His face twists into a dubious expression, the bottom of which covered by three fingers as he rubs back and forth in contemplation ...

Austin: Something's not right.

Macho Mourn
08-06-2019, 05:52 PM
Despana: Is there ever a time you attempt to human?

RCA
08-09-2019, 01:44 AM
Austin: Interesting question there, Pot.

ThornridgeLPW
08-10-2019, 12:23 AM
Thornridge: Mourn has screwed with me personally, but worst of all, he screwed with me Professionally last event. So yeah, Mourn's hit a new low.

Alex O'Rion
08-10-2019, 12:36 AM
"This is what qualifies as "trash talking" these days?

I mean, you all are talking, and what you have to say is trash.........

But, well, color me underwhelmed. If this is how it is now my talents are being grossly misused. Alex could have done this for himself. We'd never allow him to, but even a plebeian like him can string one or two sentences of insults together better than what I've seen here."

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 01:43 AM
Alex O'Rion and Eric Ares are shown watching promos backstage. Specifically Chris Paradise's part about Alex's personality being non existant. One in mute disbelief, the other chuckling with pure unbound glee.

.......

.................

"He's got a point, you are pretty damned boring Alex"

"Fuck you, fuck him, and fuck the horse you BOTH rode in on bye"

TheCrippledCrusader
08-17-2019, 02:05 AM
"Gotta love when even my opponent's help thinks I'm better."

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 02:18 AM
"Hi,

Eric Ares here, representative of on Alex O'Rion. I am an employee of Black Multimedia, as stated before if you were capable of understanding human speech.

I am NOT "the help" you glorified piece of fecal matter. I work for Mr Ethan Black, and none other. I understand how difficult it must be for you to understand complex work relationships given your status as the missing links retarded cousin, but please do try to keep up.

Finally I stated my client is boring. In no way does that imply I think you are better in any way, shape, or form. Swing and a miss there slugger. But it's okay if you keep repeating words your betters say, like a parrot, you might come up with something worthwhile once in a while."

TheCrippledCrusader
08-17-2019, 02:37 AM
"Oh my apologies let me try it again with your accent:

*ahem* Hello Mister Eric Ares, employee of Black Multimedia I'd like to start off by saying that I frankly don't give a damn who you work for, if you aren't the one in the ring actually competing then your nothing more than the help.

As for the rest of your ridiculously idiotic attempt to insult me using slurs like "Missing Link" and "Retarded" thank you for proving that your vocabulary much like yourself peaked in high school. As for the rest of your bravado I'd like to direct you to my complaints department where we advise you to shine that opinion real nice, turn it sideways and stick it straight where your sun doesn't shine.

Now why don't you let the actual athletes talk and go back to getting your boss's coffee."

"Have a wonderful day"

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 02:51 AM
Ares: So yes, complex business arrangements are beyond you, fair enough I wont try to explain them for you again. You attempt to simplify things down to a level you can understand while trying to call me unintelligent? You insult me for being childish and then steal an insult from The Rock circa 1998?

Yeah, that checks out.

Please son, if this is your A Game you be better served using the whole alphabet if you can even recite them without the song.

Listening to your attempts at wit is like having my ear drums violated by a steaming pile of shit. Something that may or may not be caused from the copious amounts spraying from that gaping maw you call a mouth.

As for the letting the "athletes" talk, and I am forced to use that term loosely for you, my client will see you in the ring while you stare up at the pretty lights above you. I see no reason for him to converse with a plebeian such as yourself beforehand.

TheCrippledCrusader
08-17-2019, 03:43 AM
"You learned bigger words oh I'm so proud of you! I thought all that cheap hair dye was cutting off the flow to your brain.

Now I won't lie I'm a tad concerned, mostly with your obsession with feces but hey it's 2019 and whatever you want to do behind-the-scenes is perfectly alright.

Moving onto everything else you do realize that just because you can talk in Business Buzzwords doesn't mean your intelligent or interesting right? If I were you I'd take those 5 dollar words and get a refund. Also what does Dwayne Johnson have to do with wrestling? That's guy's just an actor.

Lastly I wouldn't blame you not wanting your meal ticket to talk, if I had all the charisma of television static I would talk much either! Though when I beat the boring out of him I'll be sure to advertise your company so you can know what it's like to sponsor a real athlete."

Golden
08-17-2019, 03:45 AM
Flynn: If I could momentarily interject, this little squabble doesn’t do much for anyone...other than me by making you, Chris, and you Alex, by association with your buddy here, look like two unwanted children fighting for daddies affection.

Daddy being me.

Interjection complete. Carry on my children.

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 04:23 AM
Ares: Honestly at this point I'm not one hundred percent sure what you two are on about. One of you thinks I dye my hair I think and seems to believe if he denies knowing the Rock was a wrestler he isn't plagiarizing off of his betters. The other seems to once again be confused as to who he's talking too. It's not that hard, my name is right up there at the top of the speech bubble. And also wants me to call him daddy.

Those are some deep seated issues there buddy, may want to talk to someone about it.

Also finally, you can try to insult me all you want. But I've been here five minutes and I'm already the most interesting thing about either of you. Because I'm that damned good at my job. Your welcome peasants.

Enjoy the fifteen minutes of fame. It ends when my clients leaves you in the ring like the trash you are.

Golden
08-17-2019, 05:37 AM
Flynn: By god, you know what, I am confused.

I’m confused as to why you are speaking to me when I said Alex, by association with you, his old buddy, is making him look bad. I also scratch my noggin’ at the need to take jovial comparison as gospel, then again I do make a compelling argument so I can’t blame you too much for your lack of understanding.

Don’t worry, there’s a lingering air of befuddlement between you all which can often be solved with a few solid chops to the back of the head and as luck would have it, that’s exactly what’s coming the way of the two boys! And Mr. Ares if you’d like I can extend said treatment to you too as I just wouldn’t feel right about leaving you entrapped in the conundrum you’ve all found yourself in.

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 11:49 AM
Ares: The only confusion I had pertaining to you was your desires. If your jovial crack is that you desire to have two to three grown men call you daddy, it both failed as a joke a convinced me that your comments about laying hands on us is flirting.

Dirty but I'm not interested.

Although I get it, if most of my sexual encounters were with unconscious people like yours, I'd think chops to the neck were kinky little ice breakers too

Golden
08-17-2019, 12:26 PM
Ares: The only confusion I had pertaining to you was your desires. If your jovial crack is that you desire to have two to three grown men call you daddy, it both failed as a joke a convinced me that your comments about laying hands on us is flirting.

Dirty but I'm not interested.

Although I get it, if most of my sexual encounters were with unconscious people like yours, I'd think chops to the neck were kinky little ice breakers too

Flynn: Comparison is the thief of joy, and it seems the thick fog of dum-dum swirling around your head has robbed me of any modicum of joy I was able to squeeze from this little to and fro.

And, to be clear, what exactly are you trying to insinuate with your murky comments on “encounters with unconscious people”? As if I where you I would tread carefully with where you want to take this. There are lines, Ares, and this particular one is one which would be regrettable for you to cross.

Alex, you might want to pull your associate into line as with many regrets you will be bearing the brunt of his burden. One which seems to grow with every word he speaks...one which may be too heavy for either of you to carry if he doesn’t confide the inner most sanctum of his brain before he opens his mouth again.

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 01:39 PM
Ares: I called you a date rapist. Is that clear enough for you? Also lines, you really don't know me at all if you think there are lines. I mean we haven't even begun to get into what your father must have done to you to inspire your daddy fetish.

Thank you for letting me know I take your joy away. To quote one Stewart Griffin "yes, yes your anguish sustains me"

And finally if you think I care one whit what happens to Alex you are just a barrel of laughs. Maybe you can beat him maybe he'll kick your ass. But none of those facts will stop my mocking you for being daddy's special little boy.

Golden
08-17-2019, 03:59 PM
Flynn: Bzzzzz. Bzzzz. Bzzzzz.

Is that the mind of another little insect caught up in the spiders web? I’d like to say I didn’t think it would be so easy but gosh darn-it I cannot tell a lie, that was quite straight forward.

Confuse, bait, bite.

I’ll cut you free though, significant other of Alex O’Rion, so we can do this dance again. Perhaps after we do our tango I’ll buy you a drink, slip you a rohypnol, take you back to my hotel room, put on my daddy’s old trench coat and stick my pinky up your bum?

I think you’d like that. I’m usually quite good at reading people.

Macho Mourn
08-17-2019, 06:00 PM
Despana: This went places...

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 06:23 PM
Ares: Yes, apparently hes flirting with me now.

Not sure what happened to the trash talking. Now he's describing how he will wine and dine me. Poorly.

Man, it takes more than that. No sucky sucky five dolla holla for you. I'm a classy lady, not your alcoholic trailer trash daddy.

OOC: This has been blast, hope you guys are having a good time too.

Macho Mourn
08-17-2019, 06:37 PM
Despana: Must have low self worth.

Alex O'Rion
08-17-2019, 07:07 PM
Ares: Well Daddy issues and constantly being belittled by his betters would do that to a person, if you're a weak willed spineless little gutter snipe from the trailer park. Children from broken homes have it so very tough.

Anyway I've yet to have the pleasure. Finally a consummate professional. If Alex doesnt screw this up I truly look forward to matching wits with you someday....champ.

Macho Mourn
08-17-2019, 07:23 PM
Despana: FMW, right? Former Mt V. winner.

I have a feeling our professional relationship will go... swimmingly...

Alex O'Rion
08-20-2019, 09:59 AM
Ares: That would be him. Former FMW Champ, Mt. V winner, face of Alchemy, and to his detriment today thorn in Ethan Blacks side. Blah, blah, blah. Accolades over a decade old from a dead federation. If he ever earns his chance against you here I'm sure our interaction will go nothing short of spectacularly. Who knows, maybe I could introduce you to my boss. Mr. Black and you seem very similar. And powerful people can always use powerful friends.

With him however, well, he and Austin were BFF's once. And Austin was always the professional one, so......

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 02:04 PM
Mourn gives him a dirty look.

Despana: That does not happen to be a very good endorsement of your client. Austin is about as professional as the guy who stole the professional name from me...

This "Mr. Black" person. He anyone a wrestler should know, or someone that is a suit and simply trying to use people's bodies for his own game?

RCA
08-20-2019, 06:33 PM
Austin: Speak ill of a man after he treats you to dinner...

And you have the gall to question a man's professionalism... fine. I'll answer it at Vertigo.

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 08:21 PM
Despana: I see. No wonder Thornridge thinks he's a "professional." People think eating food makes you one.

RCA
08-20-2019, 08:55 PM
Austin: Eh. People also think being gifted a world championship by another man's missteps means they're the best in a given federation.

A lot of people think stupid things, Mourn. Doesn't mean it's the truth, right?

Right. But I'll concede this ... it's not necessarily a lie if they believe it. Not yet, anyway.

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 09:01 PM
Despana: I like to think outside the box.

Kassandra will agree, people can be tools. Just so happens, some are actually useful.

You used a crew of folks and a "random" number to get a "#1 contentership" for one of two titles at any time you wanted.

But, then that was taken from you unwarranted, and now you get mad at me for taking advantage of my opening when I helped create it

RCA
08-20-2019, 09:06 PM
Austin: Who said I was mad at you? Was it the Monaco incident that led you to that train of thought?

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 09:16 PM
Despana: Going after women because you hate the rules of a match is exactly why I won.

RCA
08-20-2019, 09:19 PM
Austin: I have a bit more decorum than that. I have neither reason nor intention to harm a woman, let alone one who hasn't wronged me.

You wouldn't happen to know of any woman who has wronged me, would you, Mourn? Surely not.

Surely.

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 09:21 PM
Despana: I remember one that happened to put a slug in you.

RCA
08-20-2019, 09:29 PM
Austin: Could you imagine what kind of bastard I must have been toward that woman to warrant getting shot by her?

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 09:43 PM
Despana: No. Women are crazy.

RCA
08-20-2019, 09:52 PM
Austin: They've always been emotional creatures but behind every woman's insanity is a man who drove her to it.

Trust me.

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 10:36 PM
Mourn scrunches his face before shaking his head in defeat.

Despana: I know... I tried to help a woman that was insane...

And instead of helping...

He sighs and rubs his temples.

You have to understand you earned that mistrust far before the cage match.

Crazy... isn't it?

RCA
08-20-2019, 11:06 PM
Austin: No Mourn... it's not crazy. It's who you are.

Usually, a man who typically spends most of his time distrusting others ... isn't worth being trusted himself.

Trust isn't earned. Mistrust isn't earned. Both are given based on a person's interpretation of what is seen or heard.

What's crazy is that those same people blame those they chose to give to when in all actuality ... they misinterpreted what they saw and foolishly made a decision based on what they wanted to believe, or what they had already decided to believe.

I get it. I understand. People hear what they want to hear, see what they want to see.

Live your truth, champ.

Macho Mourn
08-20-2019, 11:50 PM
Despana: And as long as I have known you, you have talked down to me like a child. We had a nice conversation going. I was enjoying myself. Then the reality that you helped attempt to ruin my life comes in my head, and then you insinuate something about my wife...

No, it is not simple distrust. It is me realizing you have never, ever, given me a reason to trust.

Several times I have attempted to reason with you. You come back with demands or downright ignore my wishes. And yet, I am the one not to trust.

I await yet another the cute response that will rile up the boys, and serve no purpose.

RCA
08-21-2019, 12:02 AM
Austin: No. You're not worth trusting. I'm glad you realized that.

Anyway, I talk down to most everyone like a child. Equal treatment. Callous, perhaps. Disrespectful, yes. But it's fair. Consistency. Which is all you have to base trust on.

And yet, there you go blaming me when you know that trust is given, not earned. It is without reason. It is without justification. With some exceptions... you choose to let others believe you can't function in a world like that. There is no moral high ground where you are now, Mourn. There never was. It's easy to do dirt in the dark when the light's on somebody else.

It's not my job to make you trust me, nor do I care if you do.

But I do hope you enjoy your view all the same. Long way down. See you and yours soon.

Macho Mourn
08-21-2019, 12:15 AM
Despana: Consistency? You know, how I got to the position I am in. I get it. Like everyone in here, people cannot be as good as you. That means you would have to get better. Stay the way you are. I have been very forward with knowing i have to work harder than everyone else to get where I have. You know, as I say from time to time, being "Greater than the sum of my parts."

I am not as athletic as you.
Or connected to high up management as you were (This owner hates me like the last one did)
Or as versed in moves as you
Or as good looking
Or as confident with spoken word

Yet, here I stand. The champ. That must mean, what I am great at, I am better than you want to comprehend.

As they say, timing, is everything.

And, really, like I give a care if you trust me. Someone I trusted once told me "Trust is a two way street"

Well...

RCA
08-21-2019, 12:29 AM
Austin: Wrong-o boy-o. If nothing else, I've always recognized you as an elite talent within the confines of the squared circle.

Not on my level -- no one is, frankly -- but I've always known you could go. I just had to learn a bit more -- the hard way, much to my chagrin -- about who I was dealing with.

Now I do. Guess you have to find out a little bit more about me now.

Rest well, Champ. Give Kassandra my well-wishes. Lovely little scamp she is.

Macho Mourn
08-21-2019, 01:06 AM
Despana: She is and I will.

Alex O'Rion
08-21-2019, 05:54 AM
Mourn gives him a dirty look.

Despana: That does not happen to be a very good endorsement of your client. Austin is about as professional as the guy who stole the professional name from me...

This "Mr. Black" person. He anyone a wrestler should know, or someone that is a suit and simply trying to use people's bodies for his own game?

Ares: I apolgize for the delay, I was busy entertaining a bevy of lovely ladies who seemed to have misplaced their clothes. However I never claimed it was a great endorsement, I wont be making endorsements until the fool proves hes worth it. I was just trying to make you aware of what to look forward to champ, if/when this ever comes to pass. Alex is hillbilly from the east coast of the United States hat. Culture and courteousy has never been his strong point in or out of the ring.

As for Mr. Black. He has some small knowledge of the wrestling world, having been the inaugural Full Metal Champion until that became dull and he needed to move on. Unfortunately running a global mutlimedia company has left him little time to enjoy that hobby in recent years. Then there are those who claim, allegedly, he is the leader of the Black Covenant, a cult whose membership numbers globally are unknown.

Of course the idea that he is a cult leader is just insane, false news, no matter what those clowns at the UN Human Rights Council say.

I could continue, but all in all he is a professional like yourself. I think he could have a lot to offer you.

This has been pleasant champ, it's so much more enjoyable to converse with an intelligent person rather than the mental midgets my client will be seeing in the ring.

Macho Mourn
08-21-2019, 07:37 PM
Despana: Well, get your people in contact with my people and they'll look over a proposal.

No promises. My business associates are extremely particular on who they work with.

The Dude
09-28-2019, 04:40 PM
Trey's passed out in his home in London, snooring loudly. He's on the sofa and there is a sea of empty cans and bottles around him. There is also a table with an overflowing ash tray. The phone starts ringing and Trey twitches in his sleep. The phone stops as Trey sits up. He coughs for what seems like ages, grabs a tissue and spits phlegm in it. He looks around his room and then grabs a cigarette from a pack nearby. The phone starts ringing again.

Trey: for fucks sake..

Trey answers the phone.

Trey: Who. The fuck. Is this?

Kenny: It's me dude.

Trey: Duuuude, I haven't heard from you in ages whats up man?

Kenny: Same old really. Still working for LPW.

Trey coughs roughly and then lights his cigarette.

Trey: I gotta grab a coffe man I'll ring you back.

Half an hour, 2 coffees and a load of cigarettes later, Trey rings Kenny the roadie back.

Trey: So, whats going on?

Kenny: I thought I should be the one to tell you this. They're getting rid of the Hardcore title.

Trey chokes on his cigarette and coughs for a minute.

Trey: FUCK.

Kenny: Sorry dude.

Trey: Well that's it. I gotta come back.

Kenny: I thought you were retiring?

Trey: No, I said I was taking a break... This feels wrong. The company is fucked up... But I'll see this to the end.

Trey coughs again.

Kenny: As a roadie I can tell you things are exactly the same.

Trey: Bullshit... I gotta get my sorry ass back to LPW and sort shit out.

Kenny: Well, you do that. If you can get a contract sorted.

Trey: I'll try my best.

Trey hangs up the phone and opens a bottle of beer.