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    Until The Last Drop There across the...

    Until The Last Drop


    There across the kitchen, funny man leaned on the refrigerator. Had a beard curling out his pale face. It was messy like husk, but underneath, surely funny man had corn for...
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    It starts with you, man...stop drinking and doing...

    It starts with you, man...stop drinking and doing drugs, go to the gymn or work out. Get a job if you havent. Commit to doing things that make you like yourself. Find a socail outing....
    I love to...
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    Every day Im less impressed with this world more...

    Every day Im less impressed with this world more for allowing me to exist in it...be glad when this cycle just stops...Just jacking with ya...Jack Danielson with ya I mean
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    About to embellish in a night cap. Hard to...

    About to embellish in a night cap. Hard to believe just 8 hrs ago I was enjoying an early cocktail!
  5. Sticky: I will attest that you had some very good...

    I will attest that you had some very good columns. I recommend reposting your best in the retro thread and advertising--and advertising. There's a short term memory loss, you must consider. It's...
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    Thanks again my friend! Would love to read more...

    Thanks again my friend! Would love to read more of your own
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    I am drunk ..I hate to think of the thought of...

    I am drunk ..I hate to think of the thought of off work; because, work is my life. But I have got 2 weeks off work coming up. I do much better when regretting life than I do regretting work. Here we...
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    Christmas Eve was my drunkest day: Jim Beam, Bud...

    Christmas Eve was my drunkest day: Jim Beam, Bud light, and Patron...I was dancing...wtf..
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    The old years.... If stacked up dominoes could...

    The old years....

    If stacked up dominoes could send their shared pain of a collapse to one place, that place may understand my aching when I dropped on the mattress. My syndrome aged me backwards....
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    I hear you about being in a non alchohol...

    I hear you about being in a non alchohol environment. I usually do a lot of pre-drinking in that situation
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    Good sweet Jim

    Good sweet Jim
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    Merry Christmas!

    Merry Christmas!
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    They say sleepessness is as bad as reaching the...

    They say sleepessness is as bad as reaching the legal limit of alchohol...what about when you do both? Gonna take an aspirin and a 5 hr energy and lay down under the shower and see if that prepares...
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    It's 9:51 AM.. I'm drunk as a motherfucker and...

    It's 9:51 AM.. I'm drunk as a motherfucker and have to run the show at 2:00PM...wonder how this will go! ;0
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    What keeps me from being him? I’m passionate, I...

    What keeps me from being him? I’m passionate, I love my best. I love her. I love what’s in her: the fun, the laugh from deep, the baby. When I see my baby’s brown or blue eyes with a stigmatism, I...
  16. Ahh, explanations clearing things up, already....

    Ahh, explanations clearing things up, already. LPW is one of the few corners I don't go to in the CF, though I imagine it's fun.

    More good news for the CF the word content has been used much more...
  17. How many times are key words used in the CF?

    I searched the word happy and saw its been used 217 times in the CF. And I couldn't find any results for the word sad. That's good news since, it anything, we're here to make people happy.

    Also,...
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    You can still make good friends, Dude. I met my...

    You can still make good friends, Dude. I met my best friends in my 20s, now I'm in my 30"s and those friendships have matured
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    Doing your employees ADP successfully while your...

    Doing your employees ADP successfully while your drunk makes you feel like Beatoven on the piano....I'm a goddamn handicapped maestro
  20. I personally like creative columns. But hell, who...

    I personally like creative columns. But hell, who am I?..Good Shizzle, Skizzle
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    I'm in a drunk-loving mood. I love everybody

    I'm in a drunk-loving mood. I love everybody
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    I can't wait to get home from work tonight and...

    I can't wait to get home from work tonight and drink and drink and fucking....you get it
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    I drank over half a bottle of Jim with my homeboy...

    I drank over half a bottle of Jim with my homeboy last night. Have a slight hang over and a black out. : O
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    What's there to learn?

    What's there to learn?
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    I'm really fucked up and working tomorrow. Im an...

    I'm really fucked up and working tomorrow. Im an introvert in a leadership position... But since I believed I could do extroverted things, I worked for them and succeeded. It's like being a homo and...
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