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    Who in old video games ever got laid?

    For the record, I don't think Mario ever got to give the ol' plunger to Princess Toadstool I think he did what he did because he wasn't gettN any. She didn't love him...

    I grew up on Mario, Final fantasy 4,6,7, and 8, Secret of Mana. What did you grow up on? Who in those old games ever got laid?

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    Not Link, that Zelda had other plans...



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    Grew up with the SNES. First game I ever had was a Capcom adaptation of Aladdin, which I played the ever-loving hell out of at the time. I assume he boned Jasmine eventually? Later on had all the Donkey Kong Country games, which I loved but didn't even really have a chance for fooling around, though I guess one of Candy Kong's 4 animations was blowing you a kiss.

    When I was a bit older got the N64. Still not much chance of seeing anyone get laid. Played a metric ton of Super Smash Bros though.

    From there it was the PS2 and GTA3, and I finally had some video game sex. Not very satisfying but you could bump your HP up to 125!

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    On the Atari I used to play Pitfall which now I think about it could have been some kind of Freudian metaphor.

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    Everything's Freudian if you think about it too hard. Just look at the shape of those mushrooms in Mario!

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    Sure gives a new meaning to Mario getting a big man.

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    Sometimes a Bullet Bill is just a Bullet Bill.

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    But just look at the motion of Mario's growth when getting a big man....isn't little Mario so flaccid in comparison?

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    Leave him alone, he's a grower not a show-er!

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