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Well, there's no real
Reason to have heard of it
Unless you come to
Find the subculture.
But it's not our thing, that's just
What the style is called.
When I came across
It most of the writers were
From America.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
Rollins X Ambrose
Is often in my columns
Though no one reads them.
Tweak x Craig was great
Bones x Spock made so much sense
I love Pete x Plan.
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I must admit that
We are everybodies'
Fave faux-couple here.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Chris Columbus “found”
America way back when,
and we believed him.
His day was last month,
although that’s total bullshit.
Will we ever learn?
Pilgrims came later.
Thought we made peace with Injuns.
Here we go again.
No turkey tonight.
Tacos and nachos instead.
Fuck our history.
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Lamb of LOP
Maybe its time to,
Take on bonfire night off us,
Burn him at the stake.
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Huh? I don’t even
know what you’re implying with that
last haiku. Explain?
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It's absolutely
the case for me too, I can't
follow that logic!
Been watching a lot
of far older wrestling in
the more recent weeks.
I find it reminds
me of why I got into
this in the first place.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
You burn Columbus!
For the evil things he did!
Like Brits burn Guy Fawkes!
Wrestling sucks right now,
But looking into the past,
Never helps with things.
The Network hurts stars,
The future cannot take place,
The past is too loud.
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Remember when we
made poems more often than
once every two weeks?
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Lamb of LOP
R.I.P this thread
I’m not happy it has died
Sheepster’s legacy.
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Well then, let's just do
Our best, collectively, to
Stop it dying now.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
I’ll keep on posting,
It would be sad if it died,
Long live this odd thread!
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I remember Sheep,
or at least I think I do.
Wasn’t he main page?
Regardless, I’m so
glad you two are back again.
I’ve been way too sad.
For real though, let’s go
longer than a month between
poems. Please. Thanks. Bye.
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Absolutely, at
one time Sheepster was surely
on the main page, yes.
I can't remember
just how many years ago
it was now, frankly.
And there you go, there's
another poem for your
edification.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
You two are finally back.
See you guys next month.
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J/K... we need more
verses around here. Let's get
others to join us.
The columns forum
is rife with talent. Maybe
they would like to join.
You two, my dearest
Nony and Prime Time, have more
connection with them.
Bring them all down here;
we can all enjoy haiku,
and times will be great.
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Lamb of LOP
Creative writers,
Are as rare as unicorns,
Haikus are quite hard!
Columns are easy,
Even I write them sometimes,
But they’re not that good.
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Well, that’s a damn shame.
Perhaps I’ll go visit them
and write a column.
Of course, it will be
in haiku. There’s only one
problem, though, I fear.
I don’t keep current
in today’s wrestling landscape.
Does that matter, though?
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Lamb of LOP
I think it might help,
Avoiding today’s product,
Most columnists do.
Creativity,
Historical bits of work,
Anything welcome.
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I am slightly drunk
But I think I managed to
Stop pre-hangover.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
I’m dry for the month,
It’s surprisingly painless,
Feb will see much booze.
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Insomnia is
A total motherfucker.
Oh, hello there, guys!
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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I have found a few
stiff drinks helps with lack of sleep.
The next day sucks, though.
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It’s been two days now.
I thought we said we’d post more.
I’m so fucking sad.
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Lamb of LOP
I’m sorry about that,
I neglect those I love most.
Just ask my two kids.
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Is two days truly
that long without a haiku?
Seems fairly taxing .
I will continue
to do my best so long as
there's stuff to work with
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
Sounds like my sex life
Working with what tools I have
No matter how small.
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it's not the size of
your hammer, it is the nail
you are hammering.
How odd that this old
cliche has turned out to be
a simple haiku.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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No more talk of sex
Not been laid since November
Epic boobs don’t help
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Lamb of LOP
Those who talk of sex,
Constantly bringing it up,
Seldom receive it.
I love my girlfriend,
She has wonderful features,
But sex is too rare.
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Sucks that sex is rare.
If I had someone right now,
I'd bang her tonight.
However, I'm still
single for the time being.
Enjoy your girlfriend.
Despite the fact that
you don't get laid too often...
you still have her there.
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Lamb of LOP
Girlfriends cause more pain,
Than I could have thought was true,
Is it so worth it?
A head on the sheets,
Next to you in the morning,
Maybe it might be...
A fight on the phone,
An argument with no end,
More pain than it’s worth.
Too much emotion!
How my feeble heart can’t cope!
Love and pain align.
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Wasn't that a song by
Def Leppard? No, wait, that was
Love and hate collide....
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Love is an angel,
But so was Satan I’m told,
Fallen from heaven,
People go quite mad,
Utterly blinded by love,
Satanic virtues.
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Love isn’t all it’s
cracked up to be. I often
find the hunt better.
Then it gets boring,
but you feel like you’re so stuck.
That’s the breaks, I guess.
I’ll take much solace
in the fact, that while single,
only I matter.
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Just re-read all this...
this thread from start to finish
is for real just lol.
Thanks for letting me
join in on all the fun. It’s
been fucking awesome.
Talk to you guys soon.
I’m really fucking drunk now.
Need to go to bed.
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Fuck haku bullshit
five seaven five bullshit stuff
Its about counting
It' is not about the dream
Of course it's fun ...was challenging myself to write a Haku that critizes hakus
Last edited by Benjamin Button; 4 Days Ago at 12:43 PM.
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Lamb of LOP
To drink and Haiku,
Is a wonderful hobby,
If the Haiku works
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Nothing works for me anymore
Should not drink anymore
But it is my last friend now
Last edited by Benjamin Button; 4 Days Ago at 12:01 AM.
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Lamb of LOP
I choose to haiku
As loneliness permits me
Ample thinking time
I sit alone now,
Constructing careful stanza,
Broken and beaten.
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