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    Well, there's no real
    Reason to have heard of it
    Unless you come to

    Find the subculture.
    But it's not our thing, that's just
    What the style is called.

    When I came across
    It most of the writers were
    From America.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Rollins X Ambrose
    Is often in my columns
    Though no one reads them.

    Tweak x Craig was great
    Bones x Spock made so much sense
    I love Pete x Plan.

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    I must admit that
    We are everybodies'
    Fave faux-couple here.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Chris Columbus ďfoundĒ
    America way back when,
    and we believed him.

    His day was last month,
    although thatís total bullshit.
    Will we ever learn?

    Pilgrims came later.
    Thought we made peace with Injuns.
    Here we go again.

    No turkey tonight.
    Tacos and nachos instead.
    Fuck our history.

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    Maybe its time to,
    Take on bonfire night off us,
    Burn him at the stake.

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    Huh? I donít even
    know what youíre implying with that
    last haiku. Explain?

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    It's absolutely
    the case for me too, I can't
    follow that logic!

    Been watching a lot
    of far older wrestling in
    the more recent weeks.

    I find it reminds
    me of why I got into
    this in the first place.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    You burn Columbus!
    For the evil things he did!
    Like Brits burn Guy Fawkes!

    Wrestling sucks right now,
    But looking into the past,
    Never helps with things.

    The Network hurts stars,
    The future cannot take place,
    The past is too loud.

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    Remember when we
    made poems more often than
    once every two weeks?

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    R.I.P this thread
    I’m not happy it has died
    Sheepster’s legacy.

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    Well then, let's just do
    Our best, collectively, to
    Stop it dying now.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I’ll keep on posting,
    It would be sad if it died,
    Long live this odd thread!

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    I remember Sheep,
    or at least I think I do.
    Wasnít he main page?

    Regardless, Iím so
    glad you two are back again.
    Iíve been way too sad.

    For real though, letís go
    longer than a month between
    poems. Please. Thanks. Bye.

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    Absolutely, at
    one time Sheepster was surely
    on the main page, yes.

    I can't remember
    just how many years ago
    it was now, frankly.

    And there you go, there's
    another poem for your
    edification.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
    You two are finally back.
    See you guys next month.

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    J/K... we need more
    verses around here. Let's get
    others to join us.

    The columns forum
    is rife with talent. Maybe
    they would like to join.

    You two, my dearest
    Nony and Prime Time, have more
    connection with them.

    Bring them all down here;
    we can all enjoy haiku,
    and times will be great.

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    Creative writers,
    Are as rare as unicorns,
    Haikus are quite hard!

    Columns are easy,
    Even I write them sometimes,
    But they’re not that good.

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    Well, thatís a damn shame.
    Perhaps Iíll go visit them
    and write a column.

    Of course, it will be
    in haiku. Thereís only one
    problem, though, I fear.

    I donít keep current
    in todayís wrestling landscape.
    Does that matter, though?

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    I think it might help,
    Avoiding today’s product,
    Most columnists do.

    Creativity,
    Historical bits of work,
    Anything welcome.

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    I am slightly drunk
    But I think I managed to
    Stop pre-hangover.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I’m dry for the month,
    It’s surprisingly painless,
    Feb will see much booze.

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    Insomnia is
    A total motherfucker.
    Oh, hello there, guys!

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I have found a few
    stiff drinks helps with lack of sleep.
    The next day sucks, though.

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    Itís been two days now.
    I thought we said weíd post more.
    Iím so fucking sad.

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    I’m sorry about that,
    I neglect those I love most.
    Just ask my two kids.

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    Is two days truly
    that long without a haiku?
    Seems fairly taxing .

    I will continue
    to do my best so long as
    there's stuff to work with

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Sounds like my sex life
    Working with what tools I have
    No matter how small.

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    it's not the size of
    your hammer, it is the nail
    you are hammering.

    How odd that this old
    cliche has turned out to be
    a simple haiku.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    No more talk of sex
    Not been laid since November
    Epic boobs donít help

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    Those who talk of sex,
    Constantly bringing it up,
    Seldom receive it.

    I love my girlfriend,
    She has wonderful features,
    But sex is too rare.

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    Sucks that sex is rare.
    If I had someone right now,
    I'd bang her tonight.

    However, I'm still
    single for the time being.
    Enjoy your girlfriend.

    Despite the fact that
    you don't get laid too often...
    you still have her there.

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    Girlfriends cause more pain,
    Than I could have thought was true,
    Is it so worth it?

    A head on the sheets,
    Next to you in the morning,
    Maybe it might be...

    A fight on the phone,
    An argument with no end,
    More pain than it’s worth.

    Too much emotion!
    How my feeble heart can’t cope!
    Love and pain align.

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    Wasn't that a song by
    Def Leppard? No, wait, that was
    Love and hate collide....

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Love is an angel,
    But so was Satan I’m told,
    Fallen from heaven,

    People go quite mad,
    Utterly blinded by love,
    Satanic virtues.

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    Love isnít all itís
    cracked up to be. I often
    find the hunt better.

    Then it gets boring,
    but you feel like youíre so stuck.
    Thatís the breaks, I guess.

    Iíll take much solace
    in the fact, that while single,
    only I matter.

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    Just re-read all this...
    this thread from start to finish
    is for real just lol.

    Thanks for letting me
    join in on all the fun. Itís
    been fucking awesome.

    Talk to you guys soon.
    Iím really fucking drunk now.
    Need to go to bed.

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    Fuck haku bullshit
    five seaven five bullshit stuff
    Its about counting
    It' is not about the dream


    Of course it's fun ...was challenging myself to write a Haku that critizes hakus
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 02-16-2019 at 12:43 PM.

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    To drink and Haiku,
    Is a wonderful hobby,
    If the Haiku works

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    Nothing works for me anymore ��
    Should not drink anymore
    But it is my last friend now
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 02-17-2019 at 12:01 AM.

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    I choose to haiku
    As loneliness permits me
    Ample thinking time

    I sit alone now,
    Constructing careful stanza,
    Broken and beaten.

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