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    Haiku Thread

    Like a phoenix it
    rises from the ashes of
    total forum crash.

    Wrestlemania:
    my haiku series is lost
    to the ether. Damn.

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    Majestic Poetry,
    Destroyed by technology,
    We must mourn our loss.

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    I am watching New
    Japan and funnily no
    haiku comes to mind.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    New Japan Wrestling,
    Is like jeggings and belfies,
    Just a short-term fad.

    Dragon Gate was great,
    They had amazing matches,
    Now who remembers?

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    Funny short term fad;
    started in the seventies.
    Maybe long-term fad?!

    I can't say I know
    Too much about Dragon Gate:
    What I've heard is good.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Yo-yos, skateboards, pogs,
    Come in and out of fashion.
    Poor tamagotchis.

    New Japan is cool,
    A trend towards mainstream fans,
    But will it stay cool?

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    I don't know how long
    it will stay fashionable
    for; but even though

    I am not one of
    the hardcore it's still helping
    to keep my concern

    in wrestling alive.
    That's no exaggeration.
    I'm grateful for that.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I understand you.
    It’s the same reason I watch,
    NXT so much.

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    I have now returned
    To retake my rightful place
    In this haiku thread.

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    Beautiful Sheepster,
    I'm delighted you've returned,
    To grace your old thread.

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    I'm so glad this thread
    Has returned to existence
    The board reset hurt

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    You must die to rest.
    You have exhausted yourself
    Working person die

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    I'm eating a pear,
    No one does that anymore,
    They're underrated.

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    I’m drunk and alone,
    Nobody calls me up now
    Fuck Dua Lipa

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    Your best is not good
    You suck big doggy pink dick
    You better get good

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    What did I do wrong?
    Flaming me in your Haiku,
    Is over the line...

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    Would never flame you! :O
    The haiku was just something
    A boss said to me
    I added lib with dog dick
    He did not say that

    Would never say that to you!
    You are awesome, man
    To explain in a haiku
    That is hard to do.
    Was second person writing
    "You" is being used
    Only as a point of view.
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 06-02-2018 at 11:45 AM.

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    No offence taken,
    Controversy creates cash,
    This thread might need it

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    Well, this thread sure took
    a weird old turn back there for
    a sec. Time to get

    things back on track. How
    much are you looking forward
    to Money in the

    Bank? As for me, not
    at all. But then I hate what
    ladder bouts became.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Money on a skank
    That's much much much better than
    Money in the bank

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    So I tried to turn
    Robert Frost's famous poem
    into a haiku.

    I had to change some
    of the words here and there so
    it fit. Please enjoy!


    ============

    Two roads diverged in
    a yellow wood, And sorry
    I could not travel

    both and stay as one,
    long I stood And looked down one
    as far as I could

    To where it bent in
    the undergrowth; Then took the
    other, just as fair,

    And having perhaps
    the better claim, Because it
    was grassy and wear

    wanted; Though as for
    that the passing there Had worn
    them about the same,

    And both that morning
    equally lay In leaves no
    step had trodden black.

    Oh, I kept the first
    for another day! Yet since
    our way leads to way,

    I doubted if I
    should ever come back. I shall
    be telling this with

    sighs, Somewhere ages
    and ages hence: Two roads split
    in a wood, and I—

    I took the one less
    traveled by, And that has made
    all the difference.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    We have to do this
    To as many poems as
    We can think to do!

    Unfortunately
    I know very few poems.
    I'll just sit and watch.

    That begs the question...
    How many syllables does
    Sad emoji have?

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    I wonder how long
    it would take me to turn the
    raven into a

    haiku? All I know
    is it would probably take
    longer than I am

    willing to spend on
    it. I guess we need to pick
    shorter poems, huh?

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Counting syllables
    is clearly challenging when
    you are always drunk!

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    It is getting quite
    Lonely in here. I need to
    Find some new poets!

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    So, what will happen
    if i'm the only person
    to post in here for

    the rest of the board?
    Imagine people will have
    stopped reading by then.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Being dead is sad,
    I'm sorry to have left you
    There is a story.

    I got a new job,
    which took up all of my life,
    killing this 'nony.

    As my life spiralled,
    I drunk too much and fell off,
    everything I did.

    By the way, I was,
    also having a romance,
    although forbidden.

    Her boyfriend found out,
    and threatened foolish nony,
    so I'm lying low.

    Sex and alcohol!
    Have always been my vices,
    to my detriment.

    And so I return,
    Drink in hand and heart on sleeve,
    sex is due Thursday.

    I know that one day,
    The sex and alcohol will,
    come back to bite me.

    But till then, I live,
    and will never change my ways.
    FOR I AM NONY.

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    You do worry me
    Nony, but I'm glad to see
    you back here again

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I worry me too,
    I belong to an old time,
    To the romantics.

    I live so I love,
    I love so my heart can break,
    My heart bleeds slowly.

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    Dw'in gwisgo crys-T.
    Dw'in eisiau sglodion.
    Dw'in hoffi coffi.

    Is it too much like
    showing off to do these in
    other languages?

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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