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  1. #121
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    Kairi Sane is hot
    And I love Asuka also
    Asian women, though

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    Bleeding for two days,
    My nose has been rearranged,
    Who would choose this life?

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    My, oh, my... that sucks.
    Why is your nose rearranged?
    Please give specifics.

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    I must confess that
    I too was worried and would
    like details, Nony.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Someone took me out,
    The police are involved as well,
    And I broke my nose.

    Walking home Friday,
    And completely unannounced,
    A fist to my face.

    Three of them were there,
    On the streets in total dark,
    The wrong place, wrong time.

    Now I’m a scarred man,
    An unsolved crime on a list,
    Carrying on life.

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    I want to haiku
    tonight, but Iím fucking drunk.
    Hope youíre fine Nony

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    Still so fucking drunk
    Gonna hate work tomorrow
    Regílar Tuesday night

  8. #128
    I am drinking a second pint of Jim... alchohol is crazy in that the more one drinks, the more it takes...the less one drinks, the less it takes...will be at work tomorrow

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    Sorry thought this was the drunk posting thread. LOL

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    It’s a shame you can’t,
    Ban people from certain threads,
    You should be vanquished.

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    Poor Nony- so close
    to a tourney win. Samuel
    would have beat you, though.

    ĎPlan is on top of
    his game right now. Heís not done...
    that dude wrote a book.

    I still love when you
    haiku down here with us, though...
    youíre always the best.

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    Consistency means,
    I won’t win a tournament,
    They’re not meant for me.

    I enjoy writing,
    But my freedom is my bliss,
    Structure my weakness.

    I hope Clive wins it,
    The underdog claims the prize,
    Not just against Plan.

    I love this thread too.
    And my fellow haikuers,
    It’s like a safe space.

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    Haikuers isn't
    a real word far as I know.
    Iíll allow it, though.

    Seriously though,
    so glad you two let me in.
    We need no one else.

    Benjamin Button...
    Glad youíre trying to help out.
    Please just go away.

    Unless you realize
    what haiku is all about...
    we donít need you here.
    Last edited by meandi; 1 Week Ago at 01:04 AM.

  14. #134
    Happy I can help
    You feel good about yourself
    Make more online friends

    Or to paraphrase your piece....

    "Thanks, for loving me
    though, I'm very insecure.
    Go far away, Ben"

    or another try to humbly paraphrase your brilliance at this Japanese poetry....

    "To snort online love...
    I'm so high on two guys' love
    that I must punch down!"
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 6 Days Ago at 05:15 AM.

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    Benjamin... that was
    so much better than before.
    Youíve truly improved.

    Canít speak for Nony,
    but we have high standards here.
    Haiku is real shit.

    Your first few poems
    were absolute fucking shit;
    did not belong here.

    However, you have
    finally learned how to count.
    Do, please, try again.

    One thing, though, I ask...
    quit the snide remarks between
    your verses. Not cool.

  16. #136
    Glad for your blessing
    I will not be ran over.
    That can stop right now

    I sure will respond
    when you ban me to kiss ass
    "uncool" lecture, ha!

    I will move on, now
    I agree to disagree
    Bully someone else.
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 4 Days Ago at 03:13 AM.

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    I think it's best if
    we treat the matter as closed;
    modding in haiku.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Flaming by haiku,
    Is incredibly naughty,
    Don’t make us ban you.

    Haiku is for joy,
    A dance in literal form,
    Don’t fuck it all up.

  19. #139
    I smoke a peace pipe
    I agree to disagree
    Let us move on, men
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 1 Day Ago at 12:29 AM.

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    If weíre going to
    do things the native way, then
    I want peyote.

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