Haiku Thread

[meandi]

Kairi Sane is hot
And I love Asuka also
Asian women, though

[anonymous]

Bleeding for two days,
My nose has been rearranged,
Who would choose this life?

[meandi]

My, oh, my... that sucks.
Why is your nose rearranged?
Please give specifics.

[Prime Time]

I must confess that
I too was worried and would
like details, Nony.

[anonymous]

Someone took me out,
The police are involved as well,
And I broke my nose.

Walking home Friday,
And completely unannounced,
A fist to my face.

Three of them were there,
On the streets in total dark,
The wrong place, wrong time.

Now I’m a scarred man,
An unsolved crime on a list,
Carrying on life.

[meandi]

I want to haiku
tonight, but I’m fucking drunk.
Hope you’re fine Nony

[meandi]

Still so fucking drunk
Gonna hate work tomorrow
Reg’lar Tuesday night

[Benjamin Button]

I am drinking a second pint of Jim... alchohol is crazy in that the more one drinks, the more it takes...the less one drinks, the less it takes...will be at work tomorrow

[Benjamin Button]

Sorry thought this was the drunk posting thread. LOL

[anonymous]

It’s a shame you can’t,
Ban people from certain threads,
You should be vanquished.

[meandi]

Poor Nony- so close
to a tourney win. Samuel
would have beat you, though.

‘Plan is on top of
his game right now. He’s not done...
that dude wrote a book.

I still love when you
haiku down here with us, though...
you’re always the best.

[anonymous]

Consistency means,
I won’t win a tournament,
They’re not meant for me.

I enjoy writing,
But my freedom is my bliss,
Structure my weakness.

I hope Clive wins it,
The underdog claims the prize,
Not just against Plan.

I love this thread too.
And my fellow haikuers,
It’s like a safe space.

[meandi]

Haikuers isn't
a real word far as I know.
I’ll allow it, though.

Seriously though,
so glad you two let me in.
We need no one else.

Benjamin Button...
Glad you’re trying to help out.
Please just go away.

Unless you realize
what haiku is all about...
we don’t need you here.

[Benjamin Button]

Happy I can help
You feel good about yourself
Make more online friends

Or to paraphrase your piece....

"Thanks, for loving me
though, I'm very insecure.
Go far away, Ben"

or another try to humbly paraphrase your brilliance at this Japanese poetry....

"To snort online love...
I'm so high on two guys' love
that I must punch down!"

[meandi]

Benjamin... that was
so much better than before.
You’ve truly improved.

Can’t speak for Nony,
but we have high standards here.
Haiku is real shit.

Your first few poems
were absolute fucking shit;
did not belong here.

However, you have
finally learned how to count.
Do, please, try again.

One thing, though, I ask...
quit the snide remarks between
your verses. Not cool.

[Benjamin Button]

Glad for your blessing
I will not be ran over.
That can stop right now

I sure will respond
when you ban me to kiss ass
"uncool" lecture, ha!

I will move on, now
I agree to disagree
Bully someone else.

[Prime Time]

I think it's best if
we treat the matter as closed;
modding in haiku.

[anonymous]

Flaming by haiku,
Is incredibly naughty,
Don’t make us ban you.

Haiku is for joy,
A dance in literal form,
Don’t fuck it all up.

[Benjamin Button]

I smoke a peace pipe
I agree to disagree
Let us move on, men

[meandi]

If we’re going to
do things the native way, then
I want peyote.

[Benjamin Button]

Peyote will show
you Chief Two Dogs A-humping
in the third heaven.

[meandi]

Not quite sure what that
means. Tho’ I think that is a
normal night for me.

[meandi]

I like the haiku.
It makes me feel creative.
Fuck a rhyme scheme, though.

[meandi]

I sit here with booze.
It makes me happy for now.
Tomorrow will suck.

I could go on for
a while now. However it
doesn’t matter much.

Booze has taken hold
of me. And now I don’t care.
Fuck this addiction.

[Prime Time]

I have been remiss
At keeping up with haiku.
For shame, Prime. For shame.

[anonymous]

I left for a bit,
Life threw me some big lemons
Don’t like lemonade

[meandi]

“When life gives you le-
mons, paint that shit gold” is my
main philosophy.

It’s also the name
of a rap album
made by Atmosphere.

[Prime Time]

I don't think that I
have ever actually
owned a rap album

That wasn't made mostly
by a bunch of white guys who
also played guitars.

[anonymous]

I used to Haiku,
Then the world became too much
Haiku was no more.

I Haiku again,
But life still is not perfect
But nony goes on.

Why am I alive?
I’m a terrible person,
Only the good die.

Sex, booze and music,
That’s all I have to live for,
Yet I keep living...

[Prime Time]

Oh, his is my first
haiku since April! Can you
believe that it has

been so long? I can
only apologise for
my tardiness here.

[anonymous]

Sometimes life comes first,
Haikus a distant second,
I understand, Pete.

Woe is me! Alas!
I have still got girl problems!
Still with the same girls!

There’s one I love most,
Feisty, beautiful and fun,
With a wedding ring.

There’s one I know best,
Free, intense and passionate,
But no spark is there.

Then there’s a colleague,
She cares and challenges me,
But do I love her?

Polygamy sucks,
It brings anguish to the heart,
Pleasure to the cock.

My heart matters most,
I’d adore to settle down!
But life won’t let me.

[Prime Time]

I recently learned
that one of the generals
during the war in

Iraq used to keep
some of his diaries in
haiku. I shall have

to share some with you
if I am able to dig
out the book again.

[Benjamin Button]

Once lived a princess
whose fat cheeks laughed in her sleep
till pain woke her up.