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Haiku Thread
Like a phoenix it
rises from the ashes of
total forum crash.
Wrestlemania:
my haiku series is lost
to the ether. Damn.
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Lamb of LOP
Majestic Poetry,
Destroyed by technology,
We must mourn our loss.
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Administrator
I am watching New
Japan and funnily no
haiku comes to mind.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
New Japan Wrestling,
Is like jeggings and belfies,
Just a short-term fad.
Dragon Gate was great,
They had amazing matches,
Now who remembers?
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Funny short term fad;
started in the seventies.
Maybe long-term fad?!
I can't say I know
Too much about Dragon Gate:
What I've heard is good.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
Yo-yos, skateboards, pogs,
Come in and out of fashion.
Poor tamagotchis.
New Japan is cool,
A trend towards mainstream fans,
But will it stay cool?
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I don't know how long
it will stay fashionable
for; but even though
I am not one of
the hardcore it's still helping
to keep my concern
in wrestling alive.
That's no exaggeration.
I'm grateful for that.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
I understand you.
It’s the same reason I watch,
NXT so much.
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Super Moderator
I have now returned
To retake my rightful place
In this haiku thread.
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Lamb of LOP
Beautiful Sheepster,
I'm delighted you've returned,
To grace your old thread.
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I'm so glad this thread
Has returned to existence
The board reset hurt
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You must die to rest.
You have exhausted yourself
Working person die
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Lamb of LOP
I'm eating a pear,
No one does that anymore,
They're underrated.
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Lamb of LOP
I’m drunk and alone,
Nobody calls me up now
Fuck Dua Lipa
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Your best is not good
You suck big doggy pink dick
You better get good
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Lamb of LOP
What did I do wrong?
Flaming me in your Haiku,
Is over the line...
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Would never flame you! :O
The haiku was just something
A boss said to me
I added lib with dog dick
He did not say that
Would never say that to you!
You are awesome, man
To explain in a haiku
That is hard to do.
Was second person writing
"You" is being used
Only as a point of view.
Last edited by Benjamin Button; 06-02-2018 at 11:45 AM.
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Lamb of LOP
No offence taken,
Controversy creates cash,
This thread might need it
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Administrator
Well, this thread sure took
a weird old turn back there for
a sec. Time to get
things back on track. How
much are you looking forward
to Money in the
Bank? As for me, not
at all. But then I hate what
ladder bouts became.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Money on a skank
That's much much much better than
Money in the bank
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So I tried to turn
Robert Frost's famous poem
into a haiku.
I had to change some
of the words here and there so
it fit. Please enjoy!
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Two roads diverged in
a yellow wood, And sorry
I could not travel
both and stay as one,
long I stood And looked down one
as far as I could
To where it bent in
the undergrowth; Then took the
other, just as fair,
And having perhaps
the better claim, Because it
was grassy and wear
wanted; Though as for
that the passing there Had worn
them about the same,
And both that morning
equally lay In leaves no
step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first
for another day! Yet since
our way leads to way,
I doubted if I
should ever come back. I shall
be telling this with
sighs, Somewhere ages
and ages hence: Two roads split
in a wood, and I—
I took the one less
traveled by, And that has made
all the difference.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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We have to do this
To as many poems as
We can think to do!
Unfortunately
I know very few poems.
I'll just sit and watch. 
That begs the question...
How many syllables does
Sad emoji have?
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I wonder how long
it would take me to turn the
raven into a
haiku? All I know
is it would probably take
longer than I am
willing to spend on
it. I guess we need to pick
shorter poems, huh?
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Counting syllables
is clearly challenging when
you are always drunk!
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Administrator
It is getting quite
Lonely in here. I need to
Find some new poets!
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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So, what will happen
if i'm the only person
to post in here for
the rest of the board?
Imagine people will have
stopped reading by then.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
Being dead is sad,
I'm sorry to have left you
There is a story.
I got a new job,
which took up all of my life,
killing this 'nony.
As my life spiralled,
I drunk too much and fell off,
everything I did.
By the way, I was,
also having a romance,
although forbidden.
Her boyfriend found out,
and threatened foolish nony,
so I'm lying low.
Sex and alcohol!
Have always been my vices,
to my detriment.
And so I return,
Drink in hand and heart on sleeve,
sex is due Thursday.
I know that one day,
The sex and alcohol will,
come back to bite me.
But till then, I live,
and will never change my ways.
FOR I AM NONY.
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Administrator
You do worry me
Nony, but I'm glad to see
you back here again
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
I worry me too,
I belong to an old time,
To the romantics.
I live so I love,
I love so my heart can break,
My heart bleeds slowly.
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Dw'in gwisgo crys-T.
Dw'in eisiau sglodion.
Dw'in hoffi coffi.
Is it too much like
showing off to do these in
other languages?
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
It’s very skillful,
Alas! I don’t think I could.
Manage it myself.
I’m too hungover,
To do anything right now,
But lie down and sleep.
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Lamb of LOP
Grandmaster Sexay!
I miss you more than your dad!
I hope you’re okay.
Your daemons to rest,
Safely in the afterlife,
Finally at peace.
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Lamb of LOP
Talking to myself!
It’s the first sign of madness.
And I am a fish.
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Poor Nony writes all
alone by himself, just like
I did back in June.
Never fear though, 'cos
I am back from holiday,
and write haiku too.
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
2 men on the board,
Dead Simultaneously,
R.I.P Forums.
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Administrator
The rest of the board
looks fine but the haiku thread
does look pretty fucked.
It was clearly sheer
madness to try and do this
without Sheepster here!
"The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."
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Lamb of LOP
I miss sweet Sheepster,
He found a lady and left,
I hope he’s happy.
I hope they all are,
Aisce, Random, Romans, Terry,
Many more lost folk.
Living their own lives,
Without a thought for those left,
Are they happier?
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Batman showed his dick
Another thread describes this
Comics make me sad
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Lamb of LOP
An Interloper!
In Prime and nony’s thread?!
Surely he is lost?
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‘Twas only just drunk
Johnny Walker Black Label
My apologies
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