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    You are forgiven,
    And also welcome to stay,
    You surprised me though.

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    Yay! Iíve made new friends
    Thanks for letting me hang out
    Weíll have real fun now

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    Pete might provide fun,
    I’m known for slitting my wrists,
    Hardly a fun chap.

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    Why slit your wrists, though?
    Look at epic boobs instead.
    Then fun you shall have.

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    All people welcome
    here; on an unrelated
    note, did you bring beer?

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    IPAs, pilsners,
    Belgian blondes, pale ales, and more...
    I shall bring these soon.

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    I am very drunk
    So a haiku is quite hard
    But I love you guys

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    No beer after all.
    Johnnie Walker, yet again.
    Spelled it right this time.

    You... anonymous:
    Enjoy being drunk right now.
    You shall bless us soon.

    However, Prime Time...
    Help me keep this thread alive.
    Tell a great story.

    Or... limíricks are quite
    fun, too. A lost art, they are.
    Should I start a thread?

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    A limerick thread?!
    A good plan, please go ahead!
    We used to have one.

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    I don't know a great
    story offhand, but I did
    once catch my dick in

    My trouser fly. And
    to me it was the greatest
    tragedy ever.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch,
    I wince just thinking of it.
    Poor, poor baby Pete.

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    I'd say it was the
    Peril of being hugely
    Well endowed but in

    Truth it had far more
    With my terrible state of
    Inebriation.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    El oh el, you two...
    We started with Batmanís dick,
    Now itís Prime Timeís dick.

    What is wrong with us?
    Not enough booze for all this
    Talk of penises.

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    This is a forum,
    Devoted to wrestling fans
    Dick talk is normal.

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    Nine/twenty-eight was
    my birthday. (That was Friday)
    Been drunk all weekend.

    Took a kayak out
    on the lake yesterday. Camped
    out on an island.

    Watching Ozark now.
    Highly recommend this show.
    Limíricks coming soon.

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    Happy Birthday, sir.
    Wishing you lots of good things,
    And no hangover.

    Where is my Petey?!
    I miss him, but also need,
    Prediction contest.

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    Never fear Nony!
    Only away a few days.
    Contest is now up.

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    Limericks are shit.
    5 lines requires too much.
    Haikus are perfect.

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    Blasphemy, Nony.
    Limericks are great. Also,
    Check your syllables.

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    I must admit that
    I too prefer limericks
    over the haiku

    While a haiku is
    undoubtedly easier,
    they bring me more joy

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Smirnoff and tea, yeah
    I feel medicated, yeah
    Fuck politics, yeah!
    I do me like a hoe, yeah?
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 10-13-2018 at 06:03 AM.

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    I am no expert
    in Japanese poetry
    but I'd say that was

    one line too many
    for a haiku? Certainly
    not traditional!

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Prime Time is a boss
    at making gorgeous poems.
    Maybe Benjamin

    just doesnít count well?
    Or he just doesnít under-
    stand how this works yet.

    Regardless, my friends,
    Iím glad to see someone new.
    Iím not the new guy

    anymore. More is
    always better for a thread.
    Letís have some fun now.

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    I don’t want to fun.
    I don’t want to do this right.
    I don’t want new folk.

    I don’t want Prime Time.
    Don’t want Benjamin Button.
    Don’t want Meandi.

    I’d like my own thread.
    With my own haikus to write.
    Deliciously flawed.

    I’m just messing round,
    I love all of you so much.
    Please Haiku away.

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    I was so saddened.
    But then the final verse left
    Me super happy.

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    haiku have been at
    a premium of late, it
    seems: best correct that!

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I am drunk of course,
    Wales won and Cardiff lost,
    I’d love to switch them.

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    Being drunk is fine.
    What is this Wales and Cardiff?
    You Brits confuse me.

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    Football and rugby,
    On the same day, same city,
    It was quite messy.

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    Two sports in one day?
    Would never happen stateside.
    Thatís just really weird.

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    Surely you guys have
    Basketball and hockey games
    At the same time all

    the time? It has to
    be said that it seems like they
    are always playing.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Díoh! The NBA
    and NHL often times
    play games the same day.

    Nashville only has
    hockey, therefore I forgot
    of the overlap.

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    I just got asked if
    I think EC3 and Spud
    Are in a couple.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    That is really weird.
    What was the context of that?
    And who would ask that?

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    My girlfriend. And I
    think the only context is
    she loves them and wants

    it to be. Kinda
    like people who love TV
    shows write slash fiction?

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    What is slash fiction?
    Is that the British way of
    saying fan fiction?

    Like, some people have
    taken the Twilight Saga
    and made weird stories?

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    No, slash fiction is
    a fan fiction subculture
    with a romantic

    dimension. And it
    is fairly common to have
    girls writing guys in

    gay relationships
    that they think are just under
    surfaces of shows.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Yeah, thatís what I meant.
    You just used more words than I.
    Regardless; still weird.

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    I got thrown because
    You asked if it was a Brit
    Thing: it's really not!

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Iíve never heard it
    called slash fiction in the States.
    Which is why I asked.

    Of course, I donít pay
    much attention to these things,
    so I could be wrong.

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