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    You are forgiven,
    And also welcome to stay,
    You surprised me though.

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    Yay! Iíve made new friends
    Thanks for letting me hang out
    Weíll have real fun now

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    Pete might provide fun,
    I’m known for slitting my wrists,
    Hardly a fun chap.

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    Why slit your wrists, though?
    Look at epic boobs instead.
    Then fun you shall have.

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    All people welcome
    here; on an unrelated
    note, did you bring beer?

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    IPAs, pilsners,
    Belgian blondes, pale ales, and more...
    I shall bring these soon.

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    I am very drunk
    So a haiku is quite hard
    But I love you guys

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    No beer after all.
    Johnnie Walker, yet again.
    Spelled it right this time.

    You... anonymous:
    Enjoy being drunk right now.
    You shall bless us soon.

    However, Prime Time...
    Help me keep this thread alive.
    Tell a great story.

    Or... limíricks are quite
    fun, too. A lost art, they are.
    Should I start a thread?

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    A limerick thread?!
    A good plan, please go ahead!
    We used to have one.

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    I don't know a great
    story offhand, but I did
    once catch my dick in

    My trouser fly. And
    to me it was the greatest
    tragedy ever.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch,
    I wince just thinking of it.
    Poor, poor baby Pete.

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    I'd say it was the
    Peril of being hugely
    Well endowed but in

    Truth it had far more
    With my terrible state of
    Inebriation.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    El oh el, you two...
    We started with Batmanís dick,
    Now itís Prime Timeís dick.

    What is wrong with us?
    Not enough booze for all this
    Talk of penises.

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    This is a forum,
    Devoted to wrestling fans
    Dick talk is normal.

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    Nine/twenty-eight was
    my birthday. (That was Friday)
    Been drunk all weekend.

    Took a kayak out
    on the lake yesterday. Camped
    out on an island.

    Watching Ozark now.
    Highly recommend this show.
    Limíricks coming soon.

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    Happy Birthday, sir.
    Wishing you lots of good things,
    And no hangover.

    Where is my Petey?!
    I miss him, but also need,
    Prediction contest.

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    Never fear Nony!
    Only away a few days.
    Contest is now up.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Limericks are shit.
    5 lines requires too much.
    Haikus are perfect.

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    Blasphemy, Nony.
    Limericks are great. Also,
    Check your syllables.

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    I must admit that
    I too prefer limericks
    over the haiku

    While a haiku is
    undoubtedly easier,
    they bring me more joy

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Smirnoff and tea, yeah
    I feel medicated, yeah
    Fuck politics, yeah!
    I do me like a hoe, yeah?
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