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    Kairi Sane is hot
    And I love Asuka also
    Asian women, though

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    Bleeding for two days,
    My nose has been rearranged,
    Who would choose this life?

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    My, oh, my... that sucks.
    Why is your nose rearranged?
    Please give specifics.

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    I must confess that
    I too was worried and would
    like details, Nony.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Someone took me out,
    The police are involved as well,
    And I broke my nose.

    Walking home Friday,
    And completely unannounced,
    A fist to my face.

    Three of them were there,
    On the streets in total dark,
    The wrong place, wrong time.

    Now I’m a scarred man,
    An unsolved crime on a list,
    Carrying on life.

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    I want to haiku
    tonight, but I’m fucking drunk.
    Hope you’re fine Nony

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    Still so fucking drunk
    Gonna hate work tomorrow
    Reg’lar Tuesday night

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    I am drinking a second pint of Jim... alchohol is crazy in that the more one drinks, the more it takes...the less one drinks, the less it takes...will be at work tomorrow

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    Sorry thought this was the drunk posting thread. LOL

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    It’s a shame you can’t,
    Ban people from certain threads,
    You should be vanquished.

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    Poor Nony- so close
    to a tourney win. Samuel
    would have beat you, though.

    ‘Plan is on top of
    his game right now. He’s not done...
    that dude wrote a book.

    I still love when you
    haiku down here with us, though...
    you’re always the best.

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    Consistency means,
    I won’t win a tournament,
    They’re not meant for me.

    I enjoy writing,
    But my freedom is my bliss,
    Structure my weakness.

    I hope Clive wins it,
    The underdog claims the prize,
    Not just against Plan.

    I love this thread too.
    And my fellow haikuers,
    It’s like a safe space.

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    Haikuers isn't
    a real word far as I know.
    I’ll allow it, though.

    Seriously though,
    so glad you two let me in.
    We need no one else.

    Benjamin Button...
    Glad you’re trying to help out.
    Please just go away.

    Unless you realize
    what haiku is all about...
    we don’t need you here.
    Last edited by meandi; 03-12-2019 at 01:04 AM.

  14. #134
    Happy I can help
    You feel good about yourself
    Make more online friends

    Or to paraphrase your piece....

    "Thanks, for loving me
    though, I'm very insecure.
    Go far away, Ben"

    or another try to humbly paraphrase your brilliance at this Japanese poetry....

    "To snort online love...
    I'm so high on two guys' love
    that I must punch down!"
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 03-13-2019 at 05:15 AM.

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    Benjamin... that was
    so much better than before.
    You’ve truly improved.

    Can’t speak for Nony,
    but we have high standards here.
    Haiku is real shit.

    Your first few poems
    were absolute fucking shit;
    did not belong here.

    However, you have
    finally learned how to count.
    Do, please, try again.

    One thing, though, I ask...
    quit the snide remarks between
    your verses. Not cool.

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    Glad for your blessing
    I will not be ran over.
    That can stop right now

    I sure will respond
    when you ban me to kiss ass
    "uncool" lecture, ha!

    I will move on, now
    I agree to disagree
    Bully someone else.
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 03-15-2019 at 03:13 AM.

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    I think it's best if
    we treat the matter as closed;
    modding in haiku.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Flaming by haiku,
    Is incredibly naughty,
    Don’t make us ban you.

    Haiku is for joy,
    A dance in literal form,
    Don’t fuck it all up.

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    I smoke a peace pipe
    I agree to disagree
    Let us move on, men
    Last edited by Benjamin Button; 03-18-2019 at 12:29 AM.

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    If we’re going to
    do things the native way, then
    I want peyote.

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    Peyote will show
    you Chief Two Dogs A-humping
    in the third heaven.

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    Not quite sure what that
    means. Tho’ I think that is a
    normal night for me.

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    I like the haiku.
    It makes me feel creative.
    Fuck a rhyme scheme, though.

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    I sit here with booze.
    It makes me happy for now.
    Tomorrow will suck.

    I could go on for
    a while now. However it
    doesn’t matter much.

    Booze has taken hold
    of me. And now I don’t care.
    Fuck this addiction.

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    I have been remiss
    At keeping up with haiku.
    For shame, Prime. For shame.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I left for a bit,
    Life threw me some big lemons
    Don’t like lemonade

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    “When life gives you le-
    mons, paint that shit gold” is my
    main philosophy.

    It’s also the name
    of a rap album
    made by Atmosphere.

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    I don't think that I
    have ever actually
    owned a rap album

    That wasn't made mostly
    by a bunch of white guys who
    also played guitars.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I used to Haiku,
    Then the world became too much
    Haiku was no more.

    I Haiku again,
    But life still is not perfect
    But nony goes on.

    Why am I alive?
    I’m a terrible person,
    Only the good die.

    Sex, booze and music,
    That’s all I have to live for,
    Yet I keep living...

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    Oh, his is my first
    haiku since April! Can you
    believe that it has

    been so long? I can
    only apologise for
    my tardiness here.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Sometimes life comes first,
    Haikus a distant second,
    I understand, Pete.

    Woe is me! Alas!
    I have still got girl problems!
    Still with the same girls!

    There’s one I love most,
    Feisty, beautiful and fun,
    With a wedding ring.

    There’s one I know best,
    Free, intense and passionate,
    But no spark is there.

    Then there’s a colleague,
    She cares and challenges me,
    But do I love her?

    Polygamy sucks,
    It brings anguish to the heart,
    Pleasure to the cock.

    My heart matters most,
    I’d adore to settle down!
    But life won’t let me.

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    I recently learned
    that one of the generals
    during the war in

    Iraq used to keep
    some of his diaries in
    haiku. I shall have

    to share some with you
    if I am able to dig
    out the book again.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Once lived a princess
    whose fat cheeks laughed in her sleep
    till pain woke her up.

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