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    Limericks are awesome, too

    There once was a guy from Nashville
    Who went to see his girl on the hill
    She gave him her trust
    And after insertion he thrust
    So hard she had no choice but to squeal

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    A limerick packs laughs anatomical,
    Into space that's quite economical,
    But the good ones it seems
    So seldom are clean -
    And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Writing a limerick is hard
    And failure could leave you quite scarred.
    And maybe that’s why
    Nobody will try
    Except me, this big tub of lard.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    There once was a man called Braun Strowman,
    A massive and muscular yeoman.
    Most over by far
    And he looked like a star,
    But Lesnar’s return? A bad omen.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Surely youíre not a tub of lard.
    You seem as sharp as the edge of a card.
    With your humor and wit,
    Iím now gonna quit
    Trying to match the skills of you Sir Bard.

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    I admit, I’m not really that fat.
    That was just my humorous chat.
    It’s poetic license
    And I’ve just used it twice since
    The joke wasn’t as good as all that.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    If your fanbase have massive concerns,
    About the bulk of your product's returns,
    You still needn't have tried
    If you'd simply decide
    To make dozens of pointless heel turns.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    Dedicated to what was at the time of a moment of genuine hilarity, back in the mists of 1997 or therabouts...

    Poor Dustin had a predilection
    in the lovely Marlena's direction.
    And then through his suit,
    it was clear that his root,
    was engorged with a throbbing erection.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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