Limericks are awesome, too

[meandi]

There once was a guy from Nashville
Who went to see his girl on the hill
She gave him her trust
And after insertion he thrust
So hard she had no choice but to squeal

[Prime Time]

A limerick packs laughs anatomical,
Into space that's quite economical,
But the good ones it seems
So seldom are clean -
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[Prime Time]

Writing a limerick is hard
And failure could leave you quite scarred.
And maybe that’s why
Nobody will try
Except me, this big tub of lard.

[Prime Time]

There once was a man called Braun Strowman,
A massive and muscular yeoman.
Most over by far
And he looked like a star,
But Lesnar’s return? A bad omen.

[meandi]

Surely you’re not a tub of lard.
You seem as sharp as the edge of a card.
With your humor and wit,
I’m now gonna quit
Trying to match the skills of you Sir Bard.

[Prime Time]

I admit, I’m not really that fat.
That was just my humorous chat.
It’s poetic license
And I’ve just used it twice since
The joke wasn’t as good as all that.

[Prime Time]

If your fanbase have massive concerns,
About the bulk of your product's returns,
You still needn't have tried
If you'd simply decide
To make dozens of pointless heel turns.

[Prime Time]

Dedicated to what was at the time of a moment of genuine hilarity, back in the mists of 1997 or therabouts...

Poor Dustin had a predilection
in the lovely Marlena's direction.
And then through his suit,
it was clear that his root,
was engorged with a throbbing erection.

[Prime Time]

I forgot that I sometimes wrote limericks
cos' this thread doesn't really get many clicks
But now I've remembered
the thread will be no dud
cos' posting again is a quick fix.