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    Started drinking at 0910 it's 1030 now and I'm past tipsy. Drank wine instead of beer because beer is making my stomach big. Binge watching edge and Christian show. Funny as hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Franc View Post
    Carling Black Label is the full name of the beer but people here just call it Black Label. Not to be confused with Johnny Walker. It's a pretty strong beer by our standards here in Cape Town. Some people are scared to drink the beer because it is well known to give you a hangover from hell, which is true. Anyway, the beer has an alcohol content of 5.5 percent. I always wonder what's the alcohol content overseas in beer. I have to drink a 12 pack of 500ml fans to get shitfaced and I only drink to get drunk because I honestly feel drinking for the sake of socialising is stupid as fuck. I wanna drink to get drunk. Normally I'll buy me a 12 pack when the liquor store opens at 9 and at lasts me until 3am in the morning. The only other beer I would drink is Amstel Lager. I hate weak beer
    I’ve seen beers here in America that go up to 17%. I’m not paying $20 for a single beer. My favorite beers are typically in the 7-9% range.

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    5-9% beer for me depending on how I feel. Carling is only 4% here.... but it's just called Carling, not Carling black label.

    Got 6 Tyskie in but haven't started drinking it yet.
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    It changed in the late 1990s, but it sounds like it might be a very different beer in different places, despite the similar name.

    The stuff we have here is garbage to be honest.

    "The worst moron is the one too stupid to realise they're a moron."

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    I wanted to say that but didn't want to be harsh...

    My friend is coming over later so we're probably gonna have a session. Getting some 'caine in about an hour two.

    EDIT: Hungover to fuck...
    Last edited by The Dude; 02-01-2019 at 09:05 AM.
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    17% in beer. Wow. Woke up about an hour ago I just came back from my buddy was binge drinking from Thursday.

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    Kinda drunk but not that drunk.
    “There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

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    Watching the Royal Rumble 2019...Just did horrible things to the internet for it....
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    I’m fucking drunk... decided to go kayak and now I’m camping. A lot of vodka and beer.

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    Camping?! You do realize it's winter right? lol just messing, do whatever you feel.....

    I'm switching between beer, coffee and cigarettes at the moment. Kind of a weird buzz but I don't have much of any of them so dunno what I'm gonna do later!
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    We’ve actually had a warm spell the past few days. It only got down into the mid-40s last night, so it wasn’t that bad.

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    Sweet, my friend helped out with some dough.

    Got loads of tobacco and a few beers. Gonna settle and watch the Rumble at some point.
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    Bought only 2 pints of Jim Beam to reduce my behavior when I'm off work...it's depressing...it's like just when it gets started you know it's gonna end..

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    Ended up driving and getting more... feeling good now

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    You drove after 2 pints of whiskey?!

    I really wouldn't recommend that dude....
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    One hell of a shit day. I've got everything I do (and don't) need but just feel shitty.

    My neighbor of about 8 years roughly is gone. He was in ever since I moved in. We basically didn't lock the doors to our flats and just walked in and out whenever we wanted to talk or needed stuff. He was in so much debt he had to sell. He was a nightmare at times (mainly the people he had staying with him) but so was I and we still got along just about... It was horrible to see him go and he left half his house on the street outside. I wish I could just hideaway now. I know someone else is moving in, I've already seen the new landlord who is gonna do his place up.

    Don't wanna deal with it. Thank fuck I've got alcohol... Just gonna drink myself to sleep.
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    It's 5:00pm on a Sunday. It's cold and raining and while cooking some delicious food for a late lunch/early dinner, I decided it would be a good idea to get drunk. So I did. I'm actually still working on it. Like... I'm pretty tipsy right now, but not as drunk as I'd like to be quite yet. Pretty sure the real drunkenness will happen when I switch from whisky to vodka here in a bit. Tomorrow morning will probably suck. But, hey... don't all Mondays suck to begin with?

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    I'm drunk and reflecting on good works of fiction...if you want to read a good one, I recommend hopping on over to the creative thread, reading "until the last drop' and tellN me what ya think.

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    Here's one to celebrate 35300 plus views....

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    Seems like a good time to start pounding vodka. I miss Oliver and Bear talking about drunk Soviet loving Sasha Banks.

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    I'm fucked up. I looked at myself, an unsimpathetic figure...good at all things I put my hands to...but the thing I love is writing....I welcome you to jump on over to the creative thread and constrionctionally criticize my writing....I wrote a piece called until the last drop..Pick it apart

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    My friend is going away again. It had been 2 years since I'd last seen him. I don't give two shits if they say real men don't cry. I've been through so much shit and have so little good friends I cry fairly often. Gonna miss that guy. It put me back in a tranquil place where I felt like a teenager again with a good friend around.

    Ben, I will check you're shit in the creative writing thread. If you enjoy it have you thought about LPW? It's wrestling and creative writings combined and also you can win E-Belts and stuff. It's kinda cool...
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    The Dude... go to the random questions thread and see my response to you...

    I'm drunk. Canadian rye followed by Swedish vodka.

    Tomorrow will suck, but.... whatevs. Mondays suck already, yeah?

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    Got a massive bottle of SoCo to drink, just started on it. Gonna be completely wasted soon enough and its 1:23pm.... a bit early but to be honest I don't give a shit.
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    Jim again
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    That's odd why'd you edit your post? You didn't say anything bad I don't think.

    Anyway, half way thru a 2.5 litre bottle of beer. Don't really even feel drunk or anything which is kinda worrying
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    That’s a lot of beer in a single bottle.

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    Yeah its fuckin giant. I would post a pic but my phone is dreadful connected to the net. It makes dial up seem fast and crashes non stop.

    Anyway, I was too tired to finish it and woke up today to a few glasses of beer!
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    Hmmmm... vodka. And a little bit of Jack Daniel after I ran out of vodka.

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    Another one of those huge bottles of beer.... but I swear somethings not right as it just doesn't affect me much at all. Half way thru and don't feel shit like drunk.

    I should probably take a break from alcohol but I know damned well I'm not gonna.
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    Not really sure where to put this little story, but seeing as how I'm halfway drunk now and this story contains alcohol, might as well put it here. If it seems inappropriate, then a mod can delete it later.

    A guy I used to work with is making all kinds of gossip and rumors. I say "used" to work with because as of this past Friday, he was still an employee at our company. Sunday night, though, he put a gun in his mouth.

    Now... we weren't the greatest of buds. He worked in the shop, and I'm up front in sales, but we would occasionally smoke and joke throughout the day. I'd come back and get some of his tools if I needed them; he would question me about where certain cars were that he couldn't find. He was a good ol' country boy that was always cracking jokes and smiling and laughing... even when he had the most fucked up problematic car in his stall trying to figure out what was wrong with it and the best way to fix it. There have been many nights several of us just stayed after work having a few beers and laughing and cutting up. And often after that... he would go home and have 20 more beers.

    Everybody got along with this dude because he was real. He would tell you if a car was fucked up. He would go out of his way to be honest and not try to fuck over customers with un-needed work done on their cars. Hell... managers would bring him lawn mowers to get fixed, random cars they were thinking of buying for him to look over, motorcycles, etc... He was a really good guy.

    Someone at work asked me if I was going to his funeral on Friday. And... I said "No. Only because of how his life ended." Now, I'm all about honoring the dead. I'm former military, and every May tears me up. (Memorial Day for you non-Yanks...) I said that I can't honor the dead in this instance because of the way he died. Suicide is so fucking selfish. You leave so many people with questions and guilt... He just got married less than a year ago. What's his new bride thinking? That she wasn't enough to make him truly happy? He convinced his mom a couple years ago to buy a car from our dealership. Now every time she gets in that car, she thinks about his persuasion and the dealership that put so many years into turning wrenches. Even me and the rest of his co-workers... every time we stayed after work and had a few drinks and he was all laughs and smiles... just lies. Lies straight to our fucking faces. And let's not even talk about the people that had to clean up the mess and see that gruesome sight.

    I don't mean to downplay depression what-so-ever. If you're sad... find someone to talk to. (And if that person can't help... find someone else. Find an entire fucking support team if you must.) If you're questioning life... PLEASE seek support. Life is precious, and we're all put on this planet for some reason. Seek to find your reason. You may be the one that faces your thoughts of anxiety/depression/whatever and are able to cheer up someone from a younger generation by getting out into the community and helping others. Maybe somebody that was originally your support actually needs their own support and you both save each other's lives. Whatever it is... just talk and be open and seek help if need be. Seriously... most everybody is fucked in the head some way, shape or form. Find a good place, though.

    Thanks for reading. Also... be good to one another. One love, yo...

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    Jim and diet coke.

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    Good but sad story Meandi... The thing you gotta think is for some people suicide feels like the only way out. I'd be dead if I lived in the US, but I'm glad I'm not dead at the moment, not because my life is any good but because I don't want a one way ticket to hell and also because I believe things could/can get better.

    Anyway, got one of those giant bottles of beer but haven't started drinking it yet. Just finishing an energy drink first (I swear those shits are worse for you than beer!)
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